[You know, Dandy wasn't sure what to expect when he woke up on some planet's dirty little beach. He sure as hell wasn't expecting to be lavished with free shit from far too friendly people after bumbling into town, that's for sure. It caught him off guard, and, well... it's about damn time, why isn't every planet like this?
Dandy doesn't question what's shoved in front of him. Food is gleefully stuffed into his face while pamphlets are casually tossed over his shoulder, his focus instead on the ladies that handed them to him. ...Unless they're a dude, in which case he kinda of just takes their stuff and leaves. Quick glances only tell him there's something something about monsters, but they look no different from any other alien. Hell, he's seen worse.
In fact, he's never really...seen anything like these "monsters."
...Almost as if they're...rare.
Two of Dandy's brain cells begin to rub together and the moment he can slip away from the adoring public, he immediately starts talking into the massive bracelet on his wrist.]
Yo, QT, I think I just scored.
[Which would explain why he was dropped off on this planet to begin with. As far as he's concerned, this is just another one of QT's fuck ups. ...Which ended up working in his favor.
Of course, when no one responds, Dandy can only stare at his wrist and wiggle it around like it's on fire. Water never damaged the damn thing before, why is it acting up now? In his frustration, Dandy can only cause a scene as he continues to shout into his man jewelry, clinging to light posts and swinging around.]
Hello?! Is this thing on?! Son of a— You better not be ignoring me, you ungrateful bucket of bolts—
[Stop the madness.]
FOUR (Mer)
[After about a month or so, even the slowest of people begin to catch on. Dandy's heard all sorts of horror stories, about becoming a monster, how much it hurts. Considering how lucky he considers himself, he was hoping his ship would've somehow magically arrived by now, so to say he was disappointed when the fog finally rolled around could be an understatement.
...Kind of.
Dandy can't say he experienced any pain, mostly because his first changes were pretty benign if you asked him. Even if something did hurt, he's definitely felt worse, so maybe he just didn't notice. If anyone was stupid enough to ignore something so horrifying, it'd probably be him anyway.
The most obvious change was in his skin color, taking on the several different pigments and patterns you'd see on a common dolphin. It also took on the glossy, rubbery look, but he can't say that hurt. In fact, most of the changes just felt annoying. His skin, the weird little growths beginning on his arms and legs, a need to drink...more? Oh no. If anything truly hurt, it was probably the gills that grew in on the side of his neck, those things dolphins normally don't have. Whatever, they make about as much sense as he normally does in general, so it's not like he cares. Like Dandy even knows anything about biology anyway.]
Oooh, so scary~ [Dandy stares at his reflection in a window, wiggling his fingers before sticking his hands back into his pockets. What a joke. He still has his hair, so as far as he's concerned, everything's a-okay.
...So now it's time to laugh at everyone else.
Dandy goes out of his way to seek out any other changing monsters, just so he can have a front row seat to the freak show. This is a totally safe and normal idea, especially when he starts shouting.]
Hey, jackass! What're you supposed to be?
[It's kind of hard to tell who he's shouting at through this fog, but he's fairly certain it's probably someone who deserves it.]
Dandy | Space Dandy
[You know, Dandy wasn't sure what to expect when he woke up on some planet's dirty little beach. He sure as hell wasn't expecting to be lavished with free shit from far too friendly people after bumbling into town, that's for sure. It caught him off guard, and, well... it's about damn time, why isn't every planet like this?
Dandy doesn't question what's shoved in front of him. Food is gleefully stuffed into his face while pamphlets are casually tossed over his shoulder, his focus instead on the ladies that handed them to him. ...Unless they're a dude, in which case he kinda of just takes their stuff and leaves. Quick glances only tell him there's something something about monsters, but they look no different from any other alien. Hell, he's seen worse.
In fact, he's never really...seen anything like these "monsters."
...Almost as if they're...rare.
Two of Dandy's brain cells begin to rub together and the moment he can slip away from the adoring public, he immediately starts talking into the massive bracelet on his wrist.]
Yo, QT, I think I just scored.
[Which would explain why he was dropped off on this planet to begin with. As far as he's concerned, this is just another one of QT's fuck ups. ...Which ended up working in his favor.
Of course, when no one responds, Dandy can only stare at his wrist and wiggle it around like it's on fire. Water never damaged the damn thing before, why is it acting up now? In his frustration, Dandy can only cause a scene as he continues to shout into his man jewelry, clinging to light posts and swinging around.]
Hello?! Is this thing on?! Son of a— You better not be ignoring me, you ungrateful bucket of bolts—
[Stop the madness.]
FOUR (Mer)
[After about a month or so, even the slowest of people begin to catch on. Dandy's heard all sorts of horror stories, about becoming a monster, how much it hurts. Considering how lucky he considers himself, he was hoping his ship would've somehow magically arrived by now, so to say he was disappointed when the fog finally rolled around could be an understatement.
...Kind of.
Dandy can't say he experienced any pain, mostly because his first changes were pretty benign if you asked him. Even if something did hurt, he's definitely felt worse, so maybe he just didn't notice. If anyone was stupid enough to ignore something so horrifying, it'd probably be him anyway.
The most obvious change was in his skin color, taking on the several different pigments and patterns you'd see on a common dolphin. It also took on the glossy, rubbery look, but he can't say that hurt. In fact, most of the changes just felt annoying. His skin, the weird little growths beginning on his arms and legs, a need to drink...more? Oh no. If anything truly hurt, it was probably the gills that grew in on the side of his neck, those things dolphins normally don't have. Whatever, they make about as much sense as he normally does in general, so it's not like he cares. Like Dandy even knows anything about biology anyway.]
Oooh, so scary~ [Dandy stares at his reflection in a window, wiggling his fingers before sticking his hands back into his pockets. What a joke. He still has his hair, so as far as he's concerned, everything's a-okay.
...So now it's time to laugh at everyone else.
Dandy goes out of his way to seek out any other changing monsters, just so he can have a front row seat to the freak show. This is a totally safe and normal idea, especially when he starts shouting.]
Hey, jackass! What're you supposed to be?
[It's kind of hard to tell who he's shouting at through this fog, but he's fairly certain it's probably someone who deserves it.]