If they did fall off, maybe it's because you have something growing in. Like your teeth. Maybe you'll grow a beak or something.

[Sorry, what did you say? He definitely didn't hear you.]

But then...how could you eat if you had a beak? Would you have to eat birdseed? I don't think birds could eat a human very well. Maybe you'd have to peck out their eyeballs or something...a bird with sharp teeth would be scary. Especially one like a pelican, with its really really big beak.

[He's definitely lost in his own little world now, thinking of all the birds that would looks creepiest with sharp teeth. Though he raises a hand to his head, frowning a bit.]

I think thinking about that kind of thing is making my head hurt...birds aren't supposed to have teeth after all...