[ ohmygod what an insult??? fleas?! he's a WEREWOLF, not a common house pet that waits for his master, receives treats, and rolls around on his belly waiting for pats! actually that would be rather nice, when will Kogitsunemaru finally get his Kogi Snax... ]

Uncalled for, but I will accept your apologies once we both escape with our limbs intact and our lives relatively pristine.

[ if it worked for those two, why not for them? ]

Perhaps if you started talking to yourself, shouted insane things, and continued to be a non-lethal looking crazy human, then I might be able to disarm the enemy. I promise I will not shed unnecessary blood in front of you.

[ but the amount of necessary blood may wow and surprise Gintoki! ]