You could just turn them down...unless your plan really was to gather kindling, because you've done an admirable job at that.

[Sorry Nico, this blue-haired woman has been watching that particular disaster from a short distance, and is making that remark with an amused tilt to the side of her mouth. There's a few pamphlets in one of her hands as well, but it looks like she started turning them down after getting a few of the more ridiculous ones, if the title "How to prevent fur-bearing trout hair loss" is any indicator. After a long look over his crammed pockets, Asaka offers her own papers out with that same amusement.]

If you can do something useful with them, that's more than I've gotten from them so far.