[DAMMIT, she's been spotted! Well, there goes the element of surprise.]
[She could, potentially, sit tight and wait. Wait for him to let his guard down again. But she's Heather Mason, and ain't nobody got time for that. So in a furious burst of black-and-red plumage, the harpy launches herself out of the foliage, talons spread and teeth bared.]
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[She could, potentially, sit tight and wait. Wait for him to let his guard down again. But she's Heather Mason, and ain't nobody got time for that. So in a furious burst of black-and-red plumage, the harpy launches herself out of the foliage, talons spread and teeth bared.]
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