"Oh, I'm certainly laughing at you," came his easy reply, as he glanced around, seeking out a good direction in which to head. Away from the water, for sure. That was where he had come in, but it wasn't where he could go out. So he needed a plan.

He also had no idea what 'virtual' meant, so it wasn't like he could actually answer the questions.

"And yes. That's exactly what I'm going to do. You can learn the hard way that plants aren't going to do anything to you."