[And those are robots anyway, they don't count. But hearing that - she looks up from the pages of the little book in her hands, almost a little surprised, before actually just... letting out a little laugh.]

Just in stories, huh? That must be nice.
I bet they're still nothing as scary as what I had to deal with - imagine a rubbery monster twice my height, all lumpy and freaky and misshapen, with like... ladies' faces on the front of his head and the back.
Then give that asshole a sword and a love of women and toss him right in your face.

I had to deal with that just trying to get from one village to another! Real loser, though.
Totally had the "sadistic freak" shtick down pat, made him super predictable.

[She's talking about this so casually, like it was just a walk in the park...]