It wath either thath or going to the laundry every day to get ith out of your white shweatshirt and holy shith these teeth are annoying now. How long do you think it'll take me to stopth sounding like Shylvesther from Looney Tunesth?

[Probably a damned long while.]

Or maybe I can demand thath the fangirl who dragged me here make me be usthed to it NOW!!!

[Deadpool is just yelling a the sky, he is totally talking to no one. Totally.]