[Sometimes, there's nothing more hilarious than the confusion of someone who just showed up here. Especially when it's, well, someone you hate.]

A twelve year old who grew up to be a sea monster. Is it that farfetched? Is it any different to there being a sea monster here in the first place?

[Sure, a sea monster claiming to be someone you knew had to be weirder than a sea monster on his own, but still.]

How else would I know any of those names, hm? Do you think they'd spontaneously pop into my head? Stop calling me that, by the way.