What, you seriously think I've got a pair like this through stuffing like some kind of stupid teenager?
I don't need enhancements to get a guy's attention - I've always got it just by being around!

[And, y'know, she's not afraid to prove they're real if Saionji keeps saying that.
She's got no boundaries, man. None.
Related to that thought, however... she can't help the way she grimaces, replacing her mask for the added shade.]

- Ugh, this light is giving me a serious headache. Look, Hiyoko; how about we move somewhere, y'know... darker?
I'd like to keep talking to you, but I feel like my eyes are going to pop right out of their sockets like some kind of disgusting circus act.

[Yep, that's right - they're sitting here flinging horrible insults at each other, yet she still wants to talk to her.
You might've found The One, Saionji.]