Hey, I may be a bitch, but I'm not stupid. I know an insult when I hear one!

[Beat.]

Though, I guess that comes with being a bitch, too.

[You end up hearing a lot of insults in your lifetime when you're not afraid to say whatever you're thinking.]

It's probably a good thing there's so many softhearted humans around, though. Don't you think?
I mean, if there weren't, who would we sucker into doing stuff for us?
Or giving us all their cash?

[And who would they eat? Probably other assholes, but that'd end up being harder to do.]