[What he's run into is cause for pause itself - a grey-skinned woman with fins for ears and orange horns, but with feathers, bird feet and wings more akin to some kind of bird monster than the fish the skin and fins would suggest. Yellow eyes narrow in amusement behind fuchsia glasses, and lips painted in the same colour part to reveal shark-like teeth as the woman's winged arm wraps further around the massive, two-pronged golden trident she's carrying.]

Deepends what your standards for ridiculous are, don't it? [Her tone is on the lax side, and the fish punning at points could almost be mistaken for a weird accent.] You gonna sea a lot of that here, but if I ain't fishtaken, they been gettin' a lil' more accurate with those fins lately.

If you talkin' aboat the monster stuff in general bein' ridiculous, though, can't say much but to glubbin' deal with it.