[His gaze bounces back to the hair-snakes. Well...that is, admittedly, a harder to explain thing. However:]
An experimental charm gone wrong, seems the most likely. It's hardly of any of my concern that it seems you have been unable or unwilling to get yourself to a halfway decent healer since.
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY"
An experimental charm gone wrong, seems the most likely. It's hardly of any of my concern that it seems you have been unable or unwilling to get yourself to a halfway decent healer since.