[ If you'd asked him before he got here, he'd never say that Peggy Carter would ever want to do anything more than occasionally cuff him in the arm for being his ever so charming self. He would also say that Peggy Carter is not and never would be a TERRIFYING DRAGON THING WITH GLOWING VEINS, but his life not even his choices, what the hell is all this SERIOUSLY... ]

So everyone turns into a fiery-veined gargoyle who wants to eat people. Huh. Not the way I thought my life would end.

I was figuring on more blondes involved, honestly. Or electrocution.