I'll be sure to give your complaints to their supervisor. [Dry joking--that she can deal with. The next part? How is she going to explain that she needs to eat people now? How is she going to explain any of this?
Well. Probably the way she's been explaining it to all the newcomers: very bluntly.] A woman who fancies herself a god - and, admittedly, has some rather god-like powers - might have decided to take an untold number of people from variable times and places and turned them all into monsters. And now I'm a gargoyle.
The natives are actually rather tolerant of us, considering the fact all monsters are eventually compelled to eat them.
[She does her best to keep her demeanor calm and matter of the fact, but her tensely flared ears and whipping tail may tip Howard off to her actual mood.]
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Well. Probably the way she's been explaining it to all the newcomers: very bluntly.] A woman who fancies herself a god - and, admittedly, has some rather god-like powers - might have decided to take an untold number of people from variable times and places and turned them all into monsters. And now I'm a gargoyle.
The natives are actually rather tolerant of us, considering the fact all monsters are eventually compelled to eat them.
[She does her best to keep her demeanor calm and matter of the fact, but her tensely flared ears and whipping tail may tip Howard off to her actual mood.]