Who eats a sandwich that's just cheese and mustard?! That's disgusting! Ugh, you're gonna make me totally gag! If you're gonna ask for a sandwich, at least ask for eggs and mayonnaise! Mustard is gross!
You're definitely complaining to the wrong person, though! I'm not a food critic, I'm just a model! Which, if anything, might be the opposite of a food critic!
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Who eats a sandwich that's just cheese and mustard?! That's disgusting! Ugh, you're gonna make me totally gag! If you're gonna ask for a sandwich, at least ask for eggs and mayonnaise! Mustard is gross!
You're definitely complaining to the wrong person, though! I'm not a food critic, I'm just a model! Which, if anything, might be the opposite of a food critic!