[this was bullcrap. complete and absolute bullcrap. larry is being shoved along in the village, and it's far more frantic and crowded than even LA could ever hope to be, and he's completely baffled by everything. everytime he tries to flag somebody down, he's met with skepticism and twinges of fear, and his frustration begins to reach a boiling point. eventually, he throws both of his hands up, directing his anger towards anybody who will listen.]
Listen, I don't deserve this kind of treatment! I'm Larry David! I'm - well, I'm kind of a...a big deal! [this stops at least like one or two people, who stare at him for a second like he just grew two heads.]
Yeah, these guys, they know! [he gestures towards them wildly.] You guys must've seen Seinfeld! I was George!
[they turn and walk away, rolling their eyes at the loon, and larry reaches out for them, walking behind them, as they begin to speed up and eventually run away from him.]
Wait, no, I wasn't really George! Well, I was! I was the guy who, I made the show, and I based George on me!
[he stops in his tracks, and he digs his hands into his pockets.]
They thought I was Jason Alexander.
Scenario 1-B
[larry strolls into one of the bathrooms holding a big stack of pamphlets, and walks back out holding none of them. some of the kind people who gave him the pamphlets eye him suspiciously, having watched him because he was acting a little unhinged. this gets even worse when larry tries to take one of the pamphlets back without them noticing, and he ends up talking to 3 very angry-looking pamphlet holders.]
Now, look, I didn't throw away your pamphlets! I would never do that! See, I took your pamphlet into the bathroom, and...you know, you can't take it back out of the bathroom, right? It either ends up touching your gross unwashed hands or it ends up wet from the sink or your own hands! I'm not - I'm trying to replace the pamphlets that you guys gave me.
Scenario 3
[larry doesn't even like fish.
the "larry david sandwich"? it was 2 different kinds of fish, and capers, and larry hated it. that's it. he's become the larry david sandwich. this is his punishment. he's got a freaking tail and...god he's starting to get gills. where's the walt disney people, he feels like he's gonna get sued for copyright infringement at any second. so, what now? is he just gonna embrace this?
well, he'll certainly try. and he does, finding a nice rock out in the middle of a...lake. nice lake, small lake, and he begins his alluring song:]
Hey, boys! It's...me, the alluring mermaid! I'll sell you some decently-priced seafood products for far less than today's overpriced seafood market! 10 bucks for a calamari appetizer, pssh, who are those guys fooling?
[he's owning it.]
Wildcard
[hit me with anything, as long as it ends in larry david being humiliated.]
larry david | curb your enthusiasm
[this was bullcrap. complete and absolute bullcrap. larry is being shoved along in the village, and it's far more frantic and crowded than even LA could ever hope to be, and he's completely baffled by everything. everytime he tries to flag somebody down, he's met with skepticism and twinges of fear, and his frustration begins to reach a boiling point. eventually, he throws both of his hands up, directing his anger towards anybody who will listen.]
Listen, I don't deserve this kind of treatment! I'm Larry David! I'm - well, I'm kind of a...a big deal! [this stops at least like one or two people, who stare at him for a second like he just grew two heads.]
Yeah, these guys, they know! [he gestures towards them wildly.] You guys must've seen Seinfeld! I was George!
[they turn and walk away, rolling their eyes at the loon, and larry reaches out for them, walking behind them, as they begin to speed up and eventually run away from him.]
Wait, no, I wasn't really George! Well, I was! I was the guy who, I made the show, and I based George on me!
[he stops in his tracks, and he digs his hands into his pockets.]
They thought I was Jason Alexander.
Scenario 1-B
[larry strolls into one of the bathrooms holding a big stack of pamphlets, and walks back out holding none of them. some of the kind people who gave him the pamphlets eye him suspiciously, having watched him because he was acting a little unhinged. this gets even worse when larry tries to take one of the pamphlets back without them noticing, and he ends up talking to 3 very angry-looking pamphlet holders.]
Now, look, I didn't throw away your pamphlets! I would never do that! See, I took your pamphlet into the bathroom, and...you know, you can't take it back out of the bathroom, right? It either ends up touching your gross unwashed hands or it ends up wet from the sink or your own hands! I'm not - I'm trying to replace the pamphlets that you guys gave me.
Scenario 3
[larry doesn't even like fish.
the "larry david sandwich"? it was 2 different kinds of fish, and capers, and larry hated it. that's it. he's become the larry david sandwich. this is his punishment. he's got a freaking tail and...god he's starting to get gills. where's the walt disney people, he feels like he's gonna get sued for copyright infringement at any second. so, what now? is he just gonna embrace this?
well, he'll certainly try. and he does, finding a nice rock out in the middle of a...lake. nice lake, small lake, and he begins his alluring song:]
Hey, boys! It's...me, the alluring mermaid! I'll sell you some decently-priced seafood products for far less than today's overpriced seafood market! 10 bucks for a calamari appetizer, pssh, who are those guys fooling?
[he's owning it.]
Wildcard
[hit me with anything, as long as it ends in larry david being humiliated.]