And solves the problem by kidnapping people and changing them without any mind for what they would want. Brilliant.

[Can you smell the sarcasm? Can you? Edward sighs and runs a hand down his face.]

Does anyone have any idea how the changes are being inflicted? I'm guessing it has something to do with being chewed up by a bunch of somethings before actually waking up here, but that doesn't exactly explain a spontaneous and random transmutation a month down the line.