[Oh god why is this happening to him. At a complete loss, Edgeworth can't respond at first. He surveys the street helplessly. Aside from a few people who haven't bothered to be discreet about gawking, the people around them are very pointedly averting their eyes from the scene the young man is making. Clearly no one's going to come to his rescue.]

[Edgeworth clears his throat awkwardly.] We're all in the same boat when we first arrive. Those of us who have established ourselves have a responsibility to ease the transition for newcomers. I'm sure when the time comes, you'll do the same for others.