payoff: (✗ spotlight.)
( ᴡᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ — ) 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎. ([personal profile] payoff) wrote in [community profile] graveyardsmash 2015-05-30 03:53 am (UTC)

you're so full of it.

( hygiene is important. coming from someone that spends too much of her time camping with elves and warhounds and dwarves … well, maybe that's the reason hygiene is so important, hm? wouldn't want to walk around smelling like all of that all the time, now would you?

being a cheesy asshole is probably more a medical condition than it is anything else. it could be treated, but he wouldn't want to go for that even if it were brought to his attention, so. you're going to have to deal with the cheesiness. you're gonna deal with it, and you're gonna like it.

and hey, at least it isn't nacho cheese. that shit gets everywhere … and then what are you going to do?

if they butt heads, he'll get more than a migraine. he'll get a startling inclination to throw his own weight around, and even though he's never really thought about smacking girls around, this one looks like she could take it. lbr, since he has no nephilim powers here she could tank toward him and knock him the fuck over. probably. maybe. WHO KNOWS MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT.

he starts by moving it all piece by piece, but at the mention of missing lunch … he might just decide to pick up the pace a little. two or three pieces at a time, now, look at him go!

because if she goes and gets herself a snack and doesn't share … there are going to be words to be had. and they aren't going to be nice ones.
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I always take my time. ( a laugh, and he does pause for dramatic effect. ) Don't wanna overexert myself, y'know?

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